Monday, April 03, 2023

Dear Leader

More projects were completed during the time of Dr. Manmohan Singh than our dear leader.

But I do not recall Dr. Singh coming going to every single project to inaugurate them, stopping the main highways for the events.

For example, when Bangalore Airport was opened in 2008, it was an awe-inspiring project compared to the projects of the time. Or the Bangalore metro in 2011, or the NICE Road. They were just opened to the public. Done.

Now every drain, every dustbin, even before they are ready, must be inaugurated by the dear leader. He will come from Delhi with 50 planes, 500 cars, 5000 security personnel, and 500 journalists. The city stops for 12 hours for the smooth travel of our dear leader. Then the public has to wait for another six months for the project to be complete.

Other prime ministers spent money on finishing the projects. The dear leader not only spends money on projects, but he also spends an equal amount of money in educating us about how great our country has become under his leadership. Then he spends our money to thank himself for the great work he is doing.

Thank you our dear leader.

Sunday, April 02, 2023

BJP

A few days ago, Rahul Gandhi asked a simple question to Narendra Modi.

“How much money Adani paid to the BJP?”

He was sent to jail.

I have a simple question for Narendra Modi.

“Who pays for these front page ads?”

We don’t need an answer. We know the answer.